i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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