Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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