porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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