I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
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What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
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That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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