Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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