Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
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Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
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Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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