Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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