just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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