Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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