"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Randomize
