i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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