How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
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dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
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I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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