Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
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I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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