You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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