We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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