plz talk dirty to me
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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