I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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