Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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