I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Randomize
