I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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