Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
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I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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