This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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