My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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