so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
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He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
where are my pants?
in the oven.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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