oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
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Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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