Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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