if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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