that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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