I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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