i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
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I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
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