Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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