So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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