Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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