My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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