I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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