that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
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Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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