I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Randomize
