Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
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Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
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Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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