I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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