South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
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I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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