So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
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Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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