Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
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How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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