Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
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my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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