You're completely useless in the revolution.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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