I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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