Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
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I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Randomize