We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
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I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I could fuck to npr.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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