did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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