She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Randomize
