We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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