The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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