Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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