I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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