Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I would ride that face into the sunset
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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