I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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