let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
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