My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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