what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Still dying that you shit outside
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
