used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
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Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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